This is pretty funny.
A student used a note to complain to her neighbours about their rather loud, ummm, sex life.
The response she got was hilarious.
Reprinted from the response letter:
Dearest neighbors, I am so so incredibly sorry about that. I didn’t realize how loud I was being, and ya know, sometimes having loud sex is low key kind of hot but obviously at your cost, which I apologize so sincerely for. I’m so so sorry, I hope this hasn’t occurred too often, and thanks so much for the incredible and hilarious card. I will for sure try to make it nasty at a significantly lower level. And hey, don’t you worry, you’re not alone forever. The right person will come along when the time comes. I was single for 18 years. Haha. Once again, I apologize so sincerely and deeply.
She scored a free chocolate bar too. Score!